The last Friday in July is Systems Administrator Appreciation Day. I entered a contest to highlight my favorite SysAdmin, but since my entry wasn't chosen, Imma gonna go ahead and post it here! It's epic, y'alls.
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Whose face is
illuminated by the soft glow of the computer screen from dusk until dawn (and
then until dusk again)?
My SysAdmin.
Who manages intricate
networks, fiercely guarding my Very Important Data and pictures of kittens
wearing hats?
My SysAdmin.
Who breathes life back
into ostensibly dead hardware, God-like in his resurrection powers?
My SysAdmin.
Who benevolently
translates complicated geek speak into intelligible language for the
cubicle-dwelling peasants?
My SysAdmin.
To whom do I bow when
I need a back-up, a viral cleansing, or a fresh bag of Doritos?
My SysAdmin.
If it were not for my SysAdmin, and SysAdmins everywhere, the world
as we know it would fall into chaos. The apocalypse would be upon us. And I
would have no damn idea how to reset my password.
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