For example, look at this soft Square Oak Table Lamp from Papa Stour, 175 pounds. What a sweet, whimsical nightlight this would make! "Wouldn't that look darling in a baby's room?"
Someone come to my house and beat my uterus into submission, please.
Someone come to my house and beat my uterus into submission, please.
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You should have been at church with us this morning. That would have been enough for you to open your own abdomen with a blunt knife and pull it out yourself.
Self-immolation instead perhaps? I'm game.
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