Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Things are getting a little serious around here...

...so let's lighten the mood with some good, old fashioned sexism from Retro Comedy's "The 15 Creepiest Vintage Ads Of All Time."


Click on the image and view this poster in a larger size. You won't be disappointed. I was unaware that my favorite germ-killing household cleaner can perform double-duty as a douche. How convenient. Whenever I'm on my hands and knees scrubbing my bathroom, the only thing on my mind is how I just don't feel so fresh. But Lysol can take care of that lickety-split. Observe:

"One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene...So easy a way to banish the misgivings that keep married lovers apart." Methinks your italicization signifies innuendo. But forget that self-cleaning organ nonsense. After all, "'Lysol' has amazing, proved power to kill germ-life on contact...truly cleanses the vaginal cavity even in the presence of mucous matter."

And don't worry. There's "no greasy aftereffect."

Have a fresh Wednesday, everybody.

4 comments:

blind irish pirate said...

I just puked in my mouth a little. I used to wow people with my random knowledge that Lysol used to be a douche product, but with that description.

*bleh!*

Angie said...

oh my-gosh-golly-gee-willikers!

Katherine said...

Love you both. Glad I could manage a masterful gross-out! I was edumacated today.

Matty said...

what about the one with the girl made into a rug? Giant WTF! "after one look at his mr. legg's slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her!" srsly?? shameful