Click on the image and view this poster in a larger size. You won't be disappointed. I was unaware that my favorite germ-killing household cleaner can perform double-duty as a douche. How convenient. Whenever I'm on my hands and knees scrubbing my bathroom, the only thing on my mind is how I just don't feel so fresh. But Lysol can take care of that lickety-split. Observe:
"One most effective way to safeguard her dainty feminine allure is by practicing complete feminine hygiene...So easy a way to banish the misgivings that keep married lovers apart." Methinks your italicization signifies innuendo. But forget that self-cleaning organ nonsense. After all, "'Lysol' has amazing, proved power to kill germ-life on contact...truly cleanses the vaginal cavity even in the presence of mucous matter."
And don't worry. There's "no greasy aftereffect."
Have a fresh Wednesday, everybody.
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4 comments:
I just puked in my mouth a little. I used to wow people with my random knowledge that Lysol used to be a douche product, but with that description.
*bleh!*
oh my-gosh-golly-gee-willikers!
Love you both. Glad I could manage a masterful gross-out! I was edumacated today.
what about the one with the girl made into a rug? Giant WTF! "after one look at his mr. legg's slacks, she was ready to have him walk all over her!" srsly?? shameful
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