No, don't freak out. Today isn't Mother's Day. Mother's Day is Sunday. I just am way too lazy to wrestle the computer controls away from Husband during the weekend, so my Mother's Day post will appear today. Go buy your mom a card.
I heard this song today while driving to work and listening to Bob and Tom. If you don't know what Bob and Tom is, then go find out. You won't be disappointed.
For your listening pleasure, I present Paul and Storm's Mother's Day Song. It's HI-larious.
And, Mom, for the record, thanks for having intercourse with Dad.